The Ballad of
James and Leanne

Standing at the Biggleswade station
Trying to get to London, entranced
Leanne was on track, she didn’t turn back
She thought, I’ll give this cute bald guy a chance
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Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
Dating in your forties
It’s really tricky
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Finally, at the German Gymnasium
Drinking both the grape and the grain
James called out to say, “I am doing okay
This is easier than catching a plane”
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Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
Dating in your forties
It’s really tricky
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Drove from home to Cornwall and back
In their new chic camper van
Their good friends all said, “Does it have a big bed?”
James just laughed, “Yes, of course, that’s the plan”
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Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
Dating in your forties
It’s really tricky
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Saving up their money for a wedding day
Working so hard, for charity
Each night, they both think, “we need a strong drink
Or maybe more, that's just rock'n'roll"
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Made a family trip to Lake Garda
Went to Venice and Verona too
The children all said, “we still need to be fed”
James just cried, at the cost of the food
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Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
Dating in your forties,
It’s really tricky
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Blended both the families together
The home and sexy jacuzzi
James and Leanne, built the perfect plan
Days and nights that are really quite boozy
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Christ, they made it look easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They’re gonna be so happy